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Sunday, 27 May 2007

What men would do if they had a Vagina for a day

I read this somewhere and it made me laugh.

What men would do if they had a vagina for a day -

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

As I bloke, I can't possibly comment - LOL

14 comments:

circularcurve said...

I'd keep my keys in it!

Alright mate. Thanks for your comment on my poem. It's great when new people find me and take time to comment on what I do.
I too am a little short on the limb-front - I was born without the lower half of my left arm. I wrote about it in a poem called 'We are the Strangers' on my other page - http://plasticinedinosaurs.blogspot.com

I never really write about disabilty. I don't know if it sums up how I feel to be honest. Ho hum.

DaniGirl said...

If I had a penis for a day, I don't think I'd leave the house; I mean, you menfolk are so enamoured of them, I'm sure I'd enjoy a day locked up with my new best friend!

Just wanted to say hi and thanks for dropping by my blog. I love the sense of humour you display in your 'about me' paragraph. I'm an infernal optimist myself.

circularcurve said...

Alright Philip. Of course you can link to my stuff, that would be awesome. Cheers

Renegade said...

LOL! What a great post!

Cool blog, Phil!

Check out Renegade's BS

Attila The Mom said...

Aaaaaiiiiighhhhhhh!!! <---getting the hell outta here! LOL

Anonymous said...

Cool post.

Where do I go for the operation? ROFL

Disgruntled Ladye said...

LOL.

Curiosity.Killer said...

That's TOTALLY hilarious -- and so highly realistic. LOL

Karen said...

Ok, this one got a chuckle out of me!

Thanks for the blog link! :)

One Wacky Mom said...

Philip, this is a brilliant post. I love it.

Sonja said...

Oh man, if I had a penis for a day, I would take a walk in a non-public area and pee freely wherever I want. No bladder pressure looking for a clean restroom and long lines at the female restrooms.
I know, this sounds wacky, but it really is difficult to travel when you're a girl.

Philip. said...

Men never pee in the open!!!! - NOT!!!

Plump Pigeon said...

Oh dear god, this is hilarious!!

if only i could get picked up in a bar in less than ten minutes (dont tell the G, he will be upset)
Multiple orgasms? I wish! *grumble grumble how on earth do they work???)

Breasts are fun though

G - spot? Im a woman and i still havnt located it!! as im told, its somewhere near manchester... *consults map*

Random Tandem said...

How very true!!!

This just cracked me up! Thanks for sharing, and thank you for the comment on my blog!